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Arrr matey, Trump be cheerin' on crackdowns 'pon college scallywags, yet he be celebratin' Jan. 6 plunderin'! Aye!

2024-05-06

Arrr, the ol' captain be preachin' about keepin' the peace in the college rumble, yet he be singin' a different tune when it comes to the day of Jan. 6! Methinks he be talkin' out o' both sides o' his mouth, like a scallywag tryin' to avoid the plank!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up as I tell ye a tale about the former president and his wild ways of speakin'. Ye see, when it comes to talkin' about college unrest, he be all for order and calm seas. But when it comes to Jan. 6, he be talkin' a different tune, like a scallywag tryin' to avoid walkin' the plank!
He be like a two-faced pirate, changin' his words dependin' on the tide. One moment he be preachin' about peace and harmony, the next he be stirrin' up trouble and chaos. It be a laughable sight, like watchin' a parrot squawk in circles!
His calls for order be as inconsistent as a compass on a stormy night. Ye never know which way he be pointin', but ye can be sure it be a bumpy ride either way. So, me hearties, heed this lesson from the high seas: beware of the double-tongued pirate who be talkin' out of both sides of his mouth!

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