Arrr, me hearties! The plunderin' o' jobs be keepin' our treasure chests full o' doubloons for our golden years!
2024-05-06
Arrr mateys, the booty for the poor be runnin' low as them scallywag lawmakers be arguin' over what to do! The ship be sinkin' while they be squabblin' like landlubbers! Aye, tis a fine mess we find ourselves in!
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in charge be squabblin' o'er the social safety net programs, tryin' to patch up their holes and keep 'em afloat. But by Blackbeard's beard, the treasure be runnin' low and the seas be rough!These landlubbers be wringin' their hands and pullin' at their hair, tryin' to figure out how to fill the coffers and keep the ship from sinkin'. But methinks they be talkin' in circles and not makin' much progress.
It be a right mess, with the sharks circlin' and the crew grumblin' about cuttin' their rations. But fear not, me hearties! We pirates be used to tough times and tight spots. We'll weather this storm and come out stronger on the other side!
So batten down the hatches and hoist the Jolly Roger! We'll navigate these treacherous waters together and make sure the social safety net programs stay afloat for all who need 'em. Arrr! Onward to victory!