Avast ye scurvy dog! A lad bested me in a foot race and then had the gall to make advances. Biden be blind to the truth!
2024-05-07
Arrr! Biden be thinkin' his changes to Title IX be all jolly good, but I've suffered from their consequences! A scallywag lad bested me in a race, then had the nerve to harass me in the locker room! I was powerless to put an end to it, arrr!
In me early days, I be a fierce competitor in various sports like soccer, swimming, and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. But trouble be brewin' when a young lad, known as BPJ, be joinin' the girls' track team, claimin' to be a lass. This scallywag be makin' inappropriate comments to me and me hearties, makin' me feel uneasy. But fearin' accusations of transphobia, I kept silent and tried to steer clear of BPJ. The situation worsened as I started losin' to this lad, who be growin' bigger and stronger as any lad would. This lad even replaced me in competitions, rubbin' salt in the wound by belittlin' me. Now the government be threatenin' to change the rules, allowin' males to compete in female sports, underminin' the very essence of fair play in me beloved sports. Me family and I be takin' legal action to fight this unjust change and protect the rights of women and girls everywhere.