Arr! Speaker Mike Johnson be claimin' U.S. universities be treatin' Jews like scallywags on a hostile sea! Aye!
2024-05-07
Arrr mateys, at a solemn gathering to remember the Holocaust, a scallywag from Louisiana dared to liken campus protests in the U.S. to the shenanigans that occurred in German universities during the War. Methinks he be talkin' outta his hat!
Arr, me hearties, let me spin ye a tale of a landlubber from Louisiana who, at a solemn ceremony to remember the atrocities of the Holocaust, be comparin' the protests on them U.S. campuses to the horrors that happened in Germany during World War II. Aye, ye heard me right! This scallywag be equatin' peaceful protests to the mass murder of millions of innocent souls. Blimey!Now, I don't be knowin' what kind of grog this Republican be drinkin', but it be clear as the Caribbean waters that his compass be pointin' in the wrong direction. Comparin' a few rowdy protests to the systematic extermination of an entire race be like comparin' a gentle breeze to a fearsome hurricane. Methinks this pirate be needin' a lesson in history!
So, me hearties, let's raise our tankards in solidarity with those who be rememberin' the victims of the Holocaust and condemnin' such insensitive and downright foolish remarks. May we always remember the horrors of the past so we can strive to create a better future, free from such ignorance and injustice. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!