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Ye scurvy dogs be fined a mighty sum o' gold for makin' wee ones work in slaughterhouses! Arrr!

2024-05-07

Arr, ye scallywags at Fayette Janitorial Service be told to smarten up their act! The King's Labor Department be findin' out they been recruitin' wee ones for dangerous work in slaughterhouses! Best be changin' yer ways or walk the plank! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags, fer I've got a tale to tell ye about Fayette Janitorial Service and their misdeeds. The Labor Department caught wind of their foul play, hiring young lads and lasses to work in treacherous slaughterhouses and meatpacking facilities. Aye, 'twas a dangerous game they were playin', puttin' children at risk in such perilous work.
But fear not, for justice prevailed! The scallywags at Fayette Janitorial Service were forced to change their wicked ways, under threat of the law's mighty hand. No longer could they exploit the innocence of youth for their own gain. The Labor Department made sure of that, settin' things right and protectin' the young'uns from harm.
So let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers out there - beware the wrath of the law, for it will come down upon ye like a tempest on the high seas. And to Fayette Janitorial Service, may ye mend yer ways and treat yer workers with the respect they deserve. Lest ye find yerselves walkin' the plank into the depths of Davy Jones' locker!

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