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The scallywag's crimes be confirmed! The High Court be givin' him the ol' heave-ho for his misdeeds. Arrr!

2024-05-07

Arrr, ye scallywag John Powell be walkin' the plank as the New Mexico Supreme Court be givin' him the black spot fer his murderous deeds. Three souls be sendin' him to Davy Jones' locker near Dixon in 2018 and now he'll be swingin' from the gallows!

In the land of New Mexico, the Supreme Court has spoken and upheld the murder convictions of a scallywag named John Powell for the dastardly shooting deaths of three unfortunate souls near Dixon in 2018. The court, in its wisdom, found enough evidence to support Powell's three counts of first-degree murder and one count of aggravated burglary.The poor victims, April Browne, Abraham Martinez, and Kierin Guillemin, were discovered in a home in Rio Arriba County, not far from Dixon. It seems that Powell and his brother, Roger Gage, were caught on camera committing the crimes, including stealing a safe and other loot from Browne's residence.Gage, the brother in crime, was also convicted and sentenced to a life behind bars for his part in the nefarious deeds. The court ruled that the actions of Powell and Gage were carefully planned, as evidenced by the swift 52-second raid on Browne's home.The Chief Justice, David K. Thomson, wrote that the video of the crime showed a calculated and deliberate assault, indicating premeditation on the part of the miscreants. So, beware, ye scallywags, justice will be swift and sure in the land of New Mexico!

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