Arr, scallywags be sayin' COVID be leakin' from a lab in Wuhan, kept secret by them Chinese scoundrels!
2024-05-07
Arrr mateys, the scallywags at the State Department be leakin' secrets 'bout the cursed COVID-19! They be claimin' it came from a mishap in a lab in Wuhan, China. Arrr, who be pullin' the strings in this grand puppet show of plague and mayhem? Only Davy Jones knows!
In an exclusive revelation, the Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic uncovered classified State Department documents hinting at a potential lab-related mishap in Wuhan, China, as the origin of COVID-19, with the Chinese Communist Party allegedly trying to conceal the incident. Committee Chairman Brad Wenstrup urged Secretary of State Antony Blinken to declassify the records for public transparency.Wenstrup asserted that the documents pointed to a connection between the Wuhan Institute of Virology and the Chinese People’s Liberation Army, suggesting a deliberate obstruction of a comprehensive investigation by the Chinese authorities. The committee demanded the release of unredacted information to shed light on the pandemic's beginnings.The Office of the Director of National Intelligence released a report stating that a lab leak or natural animal-to-human transmission remain plausible origins of the virus. While the National Intelligence Council favored the latter, the U.S. Energy Department and FBI leaned towards a lab accident theory in China.Despite conflicting reports and assumptions, the intelligence community agreed that COVID-19 was not genetically engineered or developed as a biological weapon, emphasizing the need for further investigation and transparency.