Arrr, if Kennedy be on the ballot, ol' Ted Cruz be sweatin' like a landlubber in a thunderstorm! Arrr!
2024-05-08
Arrr mateys! Methinks this Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be settin' sail in Texas, ready to shake up the U.S. Senate race like a fierce storm! Watch out, Ted Cruz, ye might be walkin' the plank if this wild card be causin' a ruckus!
Arrr mateys, have ye heard the news about this Robert F. Kennedy Jr.? Aye, he be throwin' his hat in the ring for the U.S. Senate race in Texas, and he be lookin' to shake things up like a storm at sea!Ted Cruz, that scallywag of a pirate, had been sailin' smooth waters, thinkin' he had the race in his pocket. But now with this Kennedy fella causin' a stir, it be lookin' like Cruz may have some competition on his hands.
Kennedy be a wild card in this game, me hearties. Ye never know what he be bringin' to the table. Aye, he may be changin' the course of this race faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!"
So batten down the hatches and hold onto yer peg legs, me mateys. This U.S. Senate race in Texas be gettin' more excitin' by the minute, and with Kennedy in the mix, it be anyone's guess who be comin' out on top in the end. Arrr!