Arrr, Biden and Harris be too busy plunderin' treasure maps on Wednesdays while Trump be in court for his crimes.
2024-05-08
Arrr, the captain and first mate be keepin' themselves mighty busy in the heart o' the week, while Donald Trump be takin' a wee break from his trial in the Big Apple. Ye can bet there be plenty o' shenanigans happenin' on both ships!
Arrr, me hearties! The president and vice president be keepin' themselves mighty busy in the middle o' the week, while Donald Trump be takin' a break from his trial in New York. Ye can almost hear the sounds o' their footsteps echoin' through the halls o' power, as they be plannin', schemin', and makin' deals like the scurvy dogs they be.But fear not, me mateys, for there be no need to walk the plank just yet. The president and vice president be standin' firm, holdin' the line against all who would dare to challenge their authority. They be actin' as if they be runnin' the ship, even though it be clear that the captain be elsewhere.
So batten down the hatches, me hearties, and prepare for a wild ride through the high seas o' politics. For as long as the president and vice president be at the helm, there be sure to be plenty o' twists and turns to keep us all on our toes. And who knows, maybe Donald Trump be plannin' a surprise attack from his trial in New York. But until then, we be watchin' and waitin', ready to follow orders and do our duty as loyal crew members on this ship o' state.