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GWU scallywags be cryin' for heads to roll, while causin' havoc in their anti-Israel hideaway. Blimey!

2024-05-08

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that the scallywags at George Washington University be demandin' the heads of the school officials! Avast, these landlubbers be talkin' like bloodthirsty pirates, but methinks they be needin' a good dose of grog to calm their tempers!

Ye scallywags at George Washington University in Washington, D.C., be gettin' all riled up and callin' for the beheadin's of school administrators during their anti-Israel antics. A video captured some scallywags chantin' "Guillotine, Guillotine" and targetin' GW President Ellen Granberg and other school officials. They even singled out Christopher Alan Bracey, the African American provost, and hollered for his head as well. At least 35 of these rapscallions were arrested by the DC police for their mischievous behavior.These troublemakers held a mock court hearin' to decide the fate of the administrators, shoutin' for their heads like they were in the days of Blackbeard. Chaos reigned on the campus, with the scallywags resistin' the law enforcement officers who came to restore order. Finally, the coppers had to use pepper spray to scatter the rowdy crowd.For days, these landlubbers set up tents, displayed Palestinian flags, and defaced a statue of the university's namesake, George Washington, with Palestinian symbols. They even put stickers on the statue shoutin' "Free Palestine." The anti-Israel mob also hoisted up an American flag with "Genocide Joe" written on it, showin' a picture of President Biden.D.C. Mayor and the police chief are set to testify before the House Oversight Committee to discuss these shenanigans at GWU. The House Committee on Oversight and Accountability be holdin' a hearin' to address the unlawful activities happenin' on campus. Arrr, let's see how this situation be resolved as the encampment enters its 14th day of mayhem.

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