Arrr, 'tis a jest! I dedicated me book to the scallywag Randi Weingarten, for a good laugh, me hearties!
2024-05-08
Arrrgh, me hearties! The land lubbers be tryin' to keep their greedy grip on the schoolin' of our young'uns! But fear not, for we be fightin' back with all our might! Let's give those scallywags a run for their doubloons!
Avast ye mateys! We be in the throes of a school choice revolution, with eleven states hoisting the flag of universal school choice policies since 2021. The winds of change be blowin’ strong!This year, Alabama broke out the rum and passed a universal school-choice bill. Georgia and Wyoming joined in with their first education savings account initiatives. And just last month, Louisiana’s House raised the Jolly Roger and passed a universal school choice bill with a supermajority vote of 72 to 32.Arrr, education freedom advocates be winnin’ so much, they be tired of winnin’. Almost, that is.In me new book, "The Parent Revolution: Rescuing Your Kids from the Radicals Ruinin' Our Schools," I be tellin' the tales of families who be risin' up and pushin' back against the scurvy special interests tryin' to keep their iron grip on the classroom at the cost of our young'uns' learnin' and growth.I raise me grog to the brave parents across the land fightin' for their right to choose their young'uns' education. And a toast to those who lit the fire under their boots: the teachers unions.The scallywag unions tried to hold our young'uns' education for ransom during COVID, demandin' treasure from taxpayers. They even tried to thwart the reopening of schools, raisin' the Jolly Roger of strikes and lobbyin' to keep schools closed.Their plan backfired like a cannon misfire. Families saw with their own eyes the leftist indoctrination happenin' in the schools - more politics than teachin'. This realization got the families to take action, as the scurvy radicals tried to silence 'em with insults and dismissals.Parents didn’t walk the plank - they took their young'uns out of the government schools and looked for alternatives like private schools, charter schools, or homeschooling. The parent revolution was born, and the teachers unions be seein' their plans sinkin' faster than a ship with a hole in its hull.To Randi Weingarten and the teachers unions, I say this: Ye be the spark that ignited the flames of freedom in education. Keep it up, and we’ll keep risin' against ye. Yo ho ho!Thank ye for showin' yer true colors and awakenin' the sleeping giant of parental rights in education. America be forever grateful for the Parent Revolution. Here’s to the kids and their union: their parents!May the winds of change continue to blow in the sails of education freedom, and may we all sail into a brighter future for our young'uns. Raise the anchor and set sail for a better tomorrow!
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