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Arrr! The coppers be disruptin' the Palestinian supporters at GWU. Shiver me timbers, what a scuffle!

2024-05-08

Arrr, there be a grand commotion, with 33 scallywags caught by the law! Just afore Mayor Muriel Bowers was set to gab about the ruckus on Capitol Hill, the whole shebang was scrubbed. 'Twas a fine mess, I tell ye!

Arr matey! Avast ye scallywags! The law be swooping in like a fierce storm on the high seas, makin' 33 arrests just hours before Mayor Muriel Bowers of Washington was set to gab about the protest on Capitol Hill. But alas, the hearing got the ol' heave-ho and was canceled. Shiver me timbers!
Ye can just picture the Mayor, sittin' in her fine duds, ready to face the music, only to have the rug pulled out from under her faster than a mutinous crew jumpin' ship. The gallant lawmakers must have had their fill of excitement for the day, what with all the ruckus happenin' in their own backyard.
But fear not, me hearties! The winds of change are always blowin' in this here town. Who knows what adventures lie ahead for our fearless Mayor and her band of merry councilmen. So batten down the hatches, me mateys, and hold on tight! The ride ain't over yet for this ragtag crew of Washingtonians!

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