Arr matey, the Thai leader be banishing the devil's lettuce, just two years after giving it a wink and a nod!
2024-05-08
Arrr, mateys! The scallywag Prime Minister of Thailand hath declared that the devil's lettuce be once again labeled a foul narcotic! Aye, 'tis like changing course in a stormy sea - one moment ye be sailin' towards freedom, the next ye be walkin' the plank! Aarrr!
Arrr mateys! The captain of Thailand be lookin' to outlaw the devil's lettuce once again! Two years ago, this fine country in Asia became the first to legalize cannabis, but now the prime minister be sayin' it's causin' trouble. He be worried about the young ones gettin' their hands on it and the increase in crimes.The prime minister, Srettha Thavisin, be takin' to the social media platform X to announce his plans to make cannabis illegal once more. He be tellin' the Health Ministry to change the rules so only medical use be allowed.Srettha also be orderin' the local authorities to crack down on the scallywags involved in the illegal drug trade. He be givin' 'em 90 days to show progress, or it be walkin' the plank!After cannabis be decriminalized in 2022, it was supposed to be only for medicinal purposes. But it got out of hand, causin' a ruckus among the people. The Bhumjaithai Party be pushin' for the decriminalization, promisin' the farmers it be a new cash crop.In the 2023 elections, all the major parties be promisin' to restrict cannabis to medical use only. But the cannabis advocates and entrepreneurs be protestin' this move, sayin' it be bad for the economy. Legal cannabis be bringin' in the booty for Thailand, supportin' tourism and farmin' sectors.