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Arr, Biden be swearin' to keep the cannons away from Israel if Netanyahu be raidin' Rafah!

2024-05-08

Arrr mateys! In a parley with CNN, Captain Biden declared he'd be keepin' the cannons from Israel if they dared to plunder the bustling city of Rafah. Aye, 'tis a bold move indeed! Mayhaps they'll be settlin' this quarrel over a round of grog instead.

Arr, President Biden be swearin' to keep the weapons from Israel if they dare invade Rafah, the last stronghold o' Hamas in Gaza. Civilians be losin' their lives in Gaza from them bombs, and Biden be makin' it clear that he ain't supplyin' no weapons if they be goin' into Rafah. The U.S. still be sendin' defensive weapons like supplies for Israel's Iron Dome, but no more weapons for dealin' with cities and problems like Rafah.Biden be defendin' his decision, sayin' that Israel will still be secure with their Iron Dome, but he be drawin' the line at weapons and artillery shells. The Republicans be havin' a go at Biden for stallin' the weapons shipments to Israel, even after Congress gave the green light for foreign aid.This tale be still unfoldin' so keep a weather eye on the horizon for more updates...

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