The Booty Report

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Arrr, the Senate be scramblin' to pass a bill to keep the skies safe for us scurvy dogs!

2024-05-09

Avast ye scallywags! The blasted legislation be due by Friday, but these landlubbers be squabblin' over this and that, stallin' its passage like barnacles on a hull. A pox on them all, I say! Let's hoist the Jolly Roger and be done with it! Arrr!

Arr matey, ye scallywags be listenin' up! The word on the high seas is that the legislation be due by Friday, but the seas be rough with regional conflicts and demands for votes on unrelated provisions slowin' its progress. Aye, 'tis a tough pill to swallow for us buccaneers who be awaitin' the outcome.
But fear not, me hearties, for we be sailin' through these troubled waters together. Let's band together and navigate these treacherous political seas with the skill and cunning of a seasoned pirate crew. We'll weather the storm and reach our destination, with the legislation in hand and our heads held high.
So hoist the sails and ready the cannons, me mateys! We be pushin' forward with our mission, despite the obstacles in our path. Let's show those landlubbers and scallywags who be tryin' to derail us that we be a force to be reckoned with. The legislation be ours for the takin', and no amount of conflict or demand shall stand in our way!

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