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2024-05-09
Arrr mateys, gather 'round and hear ye! The freshest news from the 2024 campaign voyage, exclusive parleys with the candidates, and other Fox News political treasures await ye! Set sail for the latest updates, me hearties!
Welcome aboard, ye scallywags to Fox News’ Politics scroll o' the high seas with t' latest political news from the hallowed halls of Washington D.C. and tidings from th' 2024 campaign trail, arrr!Avast! In the latest hullabaloo, Biden be facin' th' ire o' many for his rumored scheme to keep some weapons from Israel, aye. Hunter Biden be walkin' the plank as he loses his gambit to dismiss criminal charges, while Trump be battlin' a tempest in th' courtroom, mateys!Stormy Daniels be wrappin' up her yarn in th' Trump trial, with the judge givin' Trump a double denial – refusin' motions for a mistrial, and th' defense's plea to loosen the muzzle now that Daniels be done with her tattle, arrr!Trump be denyin' Daniels' tales and his crew be arguin' that her yarn be shifty as th' wind, but th' judge be keepin' th' gag firmly in place, aye. After court adjourned, Trump be cryin' out his innocence and slingin' accusations o' corruption at th' judge, weigh anchor!Elsewhere in th' realm o' politics, Biden's decision to withhold weapons from Israel be kept under wraps, while impeachment articles be brewin' over threats to Israel aid, aye. And in other news, th' FBI be pushin' back on claims o' warrantless wiretaps, while Hunter Biden be denied in his appeal, arrr!That be the latest scuttlebutt from th' political waters, me hearties! Keep yer eyes peeled on Fox News for more tales from th' campaign trail and beyond, savvy?