Arrr, Biden be makin' a wee rule to swiftly banish scallywags that threaten our security! Aye aye, matey!
2024-05-09
Arrr! The scurvy dogs in the Biden crew be makin' new rules to send troublemakers packin' faster than a cannonball! Those scallywags better watch out or they'll be walkin' the plank in no time! Aye, a small population be feelin' the pinch, har har!
In the realm of the high seas, the Biden administration has unfurled a new decree that befalls upon the illegal immigrants who pose a threat to public safety or national security. This new rule allows for the swift removal of such scallywags much earlier in the asylum process, applying statutory denials at the initial screening process. Those deemed as national security risks, including terrorists, would face the plank sooner rather than later.This move, while affecting only a small portion of the seafaring population, is hailed by DHS as a crucial tool to safeguard the land and save the doubloons of the taxpayers. Additionally, asylum officers can now consider if a stowaway could seek refuge in another part of their homeland before granting asylum.Congress remains the only savior to overhaul the broken immigration system, according to DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas. The administration faces criticism from the opposing crew, who accuse them of opening the floodgates. Yet, the administration stands firm, citing the expulsion of over 720,000 scallywags since 2023. The seafaring saga continues, with the clash of policies and the search for a safe harbor amidst the stormy seas.