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Arrr! Them Mormon lads be makin' some mighty big changes, me hearties! Avast ye! Aye, aye, aye!

2024-05-10

Arrr mateys, the church be lettin' us spread the good word without all them pesky rules and regulations! The young scallywags of Gen-Z be takin' full advantage of this newfound freedom. Yarrr, it be a jolly good time to be a pirate of the Lord!

Arrr! Them Mormon lads be makin' some mighty big changes, me hearties! Avast ye! Aye, aye, aye!

Arr matey, listen up ye scurvy dogs! The church be changin' its tune on preachin' the good word, makin' it easier for us swashbucklers to spread the gospel. And ye know what? The young whippersnappers of Gen-Z be takin' full advantage of it! They be lovin' the freedom to evangelize without all them strict rules holdin' 'em back.
No longer do they have to wear fancy clothes or speak in fancy language to spread the good news. They can be themselves, speakin' in their own slang and wearin' whatever be comfortable. It's like a breath of fresh sea air for 'em! And let me tell ye, they be gettin' results too. The youth be bringin' in more souls to the church than ever before.
So let's raise a tankard of grog to the young bloods of Gen-Z! They be showin' us old pirates a thing or two about evangelizin'. And who knows, maybe one day they'll be the ones leadin' the charge in spreadin' the word of the Almighty. Arrr!

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