Arrr! The scallywags at University of Arizona be tossin' chemicals to stop the rabble-rousers! Walk the plank, ye troublemakers!
2024-05-10
Arrr, the swashbucklin' scholars at Arizona University be tellin' of a wild skirmish where scallywags in a tizzy aimed to stir up trouble against the Israelites, causin' the officers to unleash their fiery concoctions to calm the sea of unrest! Blimey!
In a most uproarious turn of events, officers at the University of Arizona found themselves in the unenviable position of having to employ tear gas or some other such chemical agent to scatter anti-Israel protests on their esteemed campus, as per officials. At the crack of dawn on Friday, the University of Arizona Police took it upon themselves to declare a most unlawful assembly at University Park, imploring the good people present to "depart with haste" or, better yet, "steer clear of the vicinity" altogether. Later on, the police department's X account and website did indeed confirm the deployment of "chemical munitions."What a rambunctious spectacle this was, coming hot on the heels of the recent incident where police in riot gear encircled an anti-Israel encampment and took several individuals into custody in the wee hours of a Wednesday morning in Tucson. President Robert Robbins, with great urgency, directed the school officials to "forthwith enforce campus use policies."Lo and behold, on the next morning, a band of troublemakers on the campus decided to raise a hullabaloo, prompting an equally swift response from the officers. Arizona state Sen. Justine Wadsack, a fine Republican soul representing the 17th District, wasted no time in calling for "mass arrests" for the tumultuous demonstration.When a user of X dared to question her about the nature of the protesters' actions, she was quick to assert that several of them had indeed laid hands on the police, committed trespassing, and engaged in disorderly conduct. It was a scene of such unruliness that even at another campus in Arizona earlier that week, encampments were cleared out and anti-Israel protesters apprehended.And as if that weren't enough, approximately 20 individuals met the long arm of the law at Northern Arizona University in Flagstaff, being nabbed on charges of trespassing. The police there even dismantled a modest fence constructed of chicken wire and removed nearly two dozen tents. Similar demonstrations were also held at Arizona State University in Tempe just the week prior.What a lively turn of events in the fine state of Arizona, with anti-Israel sentiments stirring up quite the tempest on various campuses. It seems the pirates of old would have been quite entertained by such antics!