Arrr, the fancy appeals court be stickin' it to Bannon, callin' him out for his contemptuous ways! Aye!
2024-05-10
Arrr mateys! Stephen Bannon, a loyal shipmate of Donald Trump, hath been caught red-handed defyin' a subpoena from the House Jan. 6 crew. Now, he be facin' a four-month stay in the brig. Looks like this scallywag be walkin' the plank soon!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round and listen to this tale of Stephen Bannon, a scallywag who has been found guilty of defying a subpoena from the House Jan. 6 committee. Aye, this old sea dog, a longtime ally of Donald Trump, now faces a four-month stretch in the brig. 'Tis a harsh punishment for a man who thought he could outsmart the law.But alas, Bannon's cunning ways were no match for the powers that be. The House committee be not ones to be trifled with, and they showed Bannon that they mean business. Now he must face the consequences of his actions like a true pirate would.
So let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags out there - no matter how powerful ye may think ye are, the law will always catch up to ye in the end. Bannon's fate serves as a warning to all who dare to cross the line. So heed this cautionary tale and remember, the long arm of the law will always prevail, no matter how far ye may try to run.