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Avast ye mateys! Two fine universities be cancelin' speeches by that fancy U.N. Ambassador. Walk the plank!

2024-05-10

Me hearties be tellin' ye that Xavier University and the University of Vermont be takin' back their letters of invite to Ambassador Linda Thomas-Greenfield on account of them scallywag students not likin' America's fancyin' for Israel. Arrr, what a to-do!

Arrr mateys, ye won't believe the news I be bringin' ye! The land lubbers at Xavier University and the University of Vermont be withdrawin' their invitations to Ambassador Linda Thomas-Greenfield. Why ye ask? 'Tis all because some scallywags be objectin' to American support for Israel. Aye, ye heard that right!
Seems like these young whippersnappers be raisin' a fuss over political matters, makin' waves in the calm seas of diplomacy. They be havin' the audacity to challenge the decisions of their elders and make their voices heard. But I reckon they be forgettin' that respect be as important as courage.
But fear not, me hearties, for this be not the end of the world! Ambassador Thomas-Greenfield be sailin' on to other shores where her presence be appreciated. And who knows, maybe these young buccaneers will learn from this experience and set their sights on makin' real change in the world.
So let's raise a tankard of grog to these bold students and their rebellious spirit. May they continue to challenge the status quo and fight for what they believe in, even if it means rufflin' a few feathers along the way. Arrr!

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