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Arrr, the scallywags be thinkin' of givin' the Chancellor a good talkin' to at the ol' Academic Senate meeting!

2024-05-10

Arrr, me hearties be sayin' that Chancellor Gene Block be a scallywag who be too hasty in callin' in the constables to break up a jolly encampment. They be thinkin' he be needin' to be protectin' his students better, or walk the plank!

Arrr, me hearties, there be much grumbling among the crew about the chancellor, Gene Block! Some say he be a scurvy dog who failed to protect the young lads and lasses under his care. Instead of showin' compassion and understanding, he be sendin' the constables to arrest the poor souls and break up their little camp.
The crew be thinkin' the chancellor be actin' too hastily and not givin' the students a fair shake. They be demandin' justice and accountability from the higher-ups, for they be feelin' like they be gettin' the short end of the plank.
Many a member of the crew be wonderin' if the chancellor be forgettin' his duty to the students, or if he be more concerned with keepin' up appearances and protectin' his own hide. The rumblings be growin' louder and louder, and it be lookin' like the chancellor be walkin' the plank if he don't shape up and start treatin' the students with the respect they deserve!

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