The Booty Report

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"Arrr, Trump be walkin' the plank in court once more, me hearties! Aye, the scallywag doth never learn."

2024-05-10

Arrr, not as a scallywag in the dock, but as a potential matey on the jury! Me treasure be in decipherin' the truth, not defendin' me hide. Aye, let's weigh the evidence and see if the scurvy dog be guilty or innocent!


Avast ye scurvy dogs! Aye, 'tis not as a landlubber defendant that I be standin' before ye, but as a potential juror! Arrr, the thought of servin' on a jury be as excitin' as findin' buried treasure. Me heart be poundin' like a cannon blast at the prospect of dispensin' justice like a salty sea captain.


Me mind be sharp as a cutlass as I listen to the evidence and weigh the testimonies of the scallywags before me. Aye, 'tis a grand opportunity to be part of the legal process, even if it means spendin' hours locked in a courtroom instead of sailin' the high seas.


But fear not, me fellow buccaneers, for I be fair and impartial in me deliberations. I'll be as unbiased as a parrot on me shoulder, me word as good as gold. So let the trial begin, and may justice be served like a tankard of rum at the end of a long voyage. Arrr, I be ready to weigh the evidence and make me mark on the annals of legal history. So hoist the Jolly Roger and let the trial commence! Yarrr!

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