Ye olde Campus Police Chief be walkin' the plank after bein' caught by the land lubbers in Arizona State! Arrr!
2024-05-10
Arrr, the chief be walkin' the plank after some scallywags be tattlin' 'bout his shenanigans in April. The campus police be roundin' up a whole bunch o' landlubbers, causin' quite the stir. Ye be hearin' the news, mateys!
Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! The decision be made to give the chief the ol' heave-ho after a bunch of landlubbers went cryin' to the higher-ups about the shenanigans he be gettin' up to. It all went down in late April when the campus police be roundin' up dozens of folks like they be collectin' doubloons.Ye can imagine the chaos that ensued when the chief be causin' such a stir. The crew be riled up like a ship caught in a storm, demandin' justice and a new leader to guide 'em through the choppy waters. The complaints be pilin' up faster than a booty-obsessed pirate in a treasure cave.
So, the powers that be made the call to send the chief packin'. 'Twas a sad day for some, a day of reckoning for others. But one thing be certain - the campus be in need of a steadier hand at the helm. The chief may have thought he be the king of the seas, but even the mightiest pirate can be brought down by a mutinous crew.