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Avast ye! A lass from Maine be sentenced to 55 years for givin' her mate 484 pokes! Blimey!

2024-05-10

Avast ye scallywags! The wretched villain Kailie A. Brackett hath been condemned to 55 moons in the brig for the foul murder of Kimberly Neptune. 'Twas said she plunged her cutlass into the poor soul near 500 times! May Neptune's ghost haunt her for eternity! Arrr!

Avast ye scallywags! A judge be sendin' a lass to 55 years in the brig for the 2022 killin' of a longtime matey who got stabbed near 500 times!Kailie A. Brackett, convicted o' murder, be swearin' she be innocent and that the true scoundrel or scoundrels be still out there.In a tale fit for the high seas, Brackett and Donnell Dana stood trial for the murder, but the jury couldn't agree on Dana's fate, so a mistrial be declared.They be accused o' sendin' Kimberly Neptune, 43, of Perry, to Davy Jones' Locker with 484 stab wounds, her body found wrapped in a blanket in her own home by the state police.The constables from the Passamaquoddy Pleasant Point reservation discovered Neptune's corpse after a warnin' from her kin. The town o' Perry be neighborin' the Passamaquoddy Tribe reservation at Pleasant Point.Dana eventually admitted to helpin' hide evidence related to Brackett's crime, landin' him in hot water as well. Aye, justice be harsh, me hearties!

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