Arrr! The scallywag prosecutor be caught swapping favors for rum and wenches! Guilty as charged, ye scurvy dog!
2024-05-10
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis been heard that the scurvy dog Scott Blair of Perry County hath confessed to his misdeeds of wire services fraud. The Lexington Herald-Leader be spillin' the beans on this landlubber's deceit! Aye, justice be served on the high seas!
In the realm of eastern Kentucky, a former prosecutor found himself in a bit of a sticky situation, me hearties. Scott Blair, a scallywag of 51 years, was caught in the act of doing favors for criminal defendants in exchange for methamphetamine and other unsavory delights. He pleaded guilty to the charge of honest services wire fraud, admitting to depriving the good people of Perry County of his lawful services.According to the criminal complaint, this rapscallion was soliciting sex and meth from those facing criminal charges, and then using his position to aid them in their endeavors. The audacity of this scurvy dog!During his day in court, Blair expressed great contrition for his misdeeds, admitting that he was "quite confident" in the charges against him. Despite running unopposed for another term, he vowed to remove his name from the ballot and surrender his law license. Aye, justice be served in the end, even for a pirate prosecutor like Blair.