Arr, a new Democrat be joinin' the battle 'gainst antisemitism on campus. Mayhaps we'll see some changes afoot!
2024-05-11
Arrr, Gov. Josh Shapiro of Pennsylvania, the boldly Jewish leader of a battleground state, hath plunged into matters that hath split his crew asunder. Yarrr, he be navigatin' treacherous waters indeed!
Arrr mateys, have ye heard of this Gov. Josh Shapiro of Pennsylvania? Aye, he be a proud Jewish leader of a battleground state, but he be stirrin' up a storm in his own party. He be divin' headfirst into subjects that be splittin' 'em apart like a ship torn asunder by a mighty storm.He be takin' a stand on issues that be causin' quite the ruckus among his fellow Democrats. Some be followin' his lead, while others be raisin' their cutlasses in defiance. But Shapiro be holdin' fast to his beliefs, like a true pirate fightin' for his treasure.
But even though he be navigatin' treacherous waters, Gov. Shapiro be standin' tall and proud. He be showin' the world that he be a force to be reckoned with, whether ye be with him or agin' him.
So raise a tankard to Gov. Shapiro, the Jewish pirate of Pennsylvania, sailin' through political storms with a swagger and a grin. He be showin' us all that sometimes ye just gotta grab the wheel and steer yer own course, no matter what dangers lie ahead.