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Arrr, be havin' ye noticed the lack of antiwar rabble-rousing at Black colleges? Me thinks they be too busy studyin'!

2024-05-11

Arr matey, the White House be fretting over ol' President Biden's upcoming speech at Morehouse College. But by Blackbeard's beard, why be they worryin' about Gaza tensions in such peaceful lands? 'Tis a puzzlement of the highest order! Aye, me hearties!

Arr matey! The White House be feelin' anxious about President Biden's upcoming speech at Morehouse College. But ye see, these college campuses be havin' far less visible Gaza tensions, for reasons as complex as tryin' to find buried treasure!
It be a curious thing indeed, me hearties. Why be there such a difference in tensions betwixt these places? Could it be that the students at Morehouse be too busy studyin' their books and learnin' their lessons to be bothered with such matters as Gaza? Or mayhap the sea winds be blowin' in a different direction at these peaceful campuses.
Either way, the White House be keepin' a weather eye on the situation, lest things get out of hand at Morehouse. But fear not, me hearties, for President Biden be a seasoned sailor on the political seas, and he be knowin' how to navigate these treacherous waters with skill and finesse.
So let us raise a tankard of grog to the President and his upcoming speech at Morehouse College. May it be a success, and may the tensions remain as calm as a quiet cove on a sunny day. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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