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Ye scallywag wench be banished to the brig for five years for tormentin' a poor Husky with a rubber mallet! Aye, the beast be livin' in fear! Arrr!

2024-05-11

Avast ye scallywags! A lass from Florida be walkin' the plank for givin' a poor Husky a wallop with a rubber mallet! She be spendin' more than five years in the brig for her dastardly deed. May she learn to be kind to all creatures, lest Davy Jones come for her soul! Arrr!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, a scallywag of a Florida woman was sentenced to more than five years in the brig after she was caught on camera abusing a poor Husky. Arrr, Elizabeth Jaimes admitted to beating the dog with a rubber mallet, aye! She was caught on a hidden camera laying into Kimberly Johns' husky, named Maya, arrr!Prosecutors said Jaimes moved into a home in Tampa with her swashbuckling boyfriend and his mum in August 2022. They urged the judge to come down hard on Jaimes for abusing the poor pooch, arrr! "What she did to Maya for 151 days, my dog lived in fear," Johns said during the sentencing hearing. "It's a living thing and she just abused her and abused her, over and over," arrr!Maya was a healthy dog when Jaimes moved in, but before long, Johns noticed cuts on the dog's head, arrr! The poor pup needed medical attention for twisted toenails and even staples in her head, arrr! The veterinarian suspected abuse and recommended setting up a camera, arrr!The veterinarian revealed Maya had suffered fractured ribs and spinal injuries due to the abuse, arrr! Jaimes claimed to have post-traumatic stress disorder and no memory of the abuse, arrr! But prosecutors and Johns don't believe her crocodile tears, arrr! The judge threw the book at her, saying animal cruelty won't be tolerated in Hillsborough County, arrr!

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