"Arrr, Thomas Jefferson Uni be sorry for butcherin' names at grad ceremony. Walk the plank, ye scallywags!"
2024-05-11
Arrr, Thomas Jefferson University be beggin' fer forgiveness after a scallywag mispronounced the names of many a graduate at its nursing student ceremony. Ye can bet yer doubloons there be a mutiny brewin' among them lads and lasses!
Arr mateys! Thomas Jefferson University be walkin' the plank after a speaker at their nursing student graduation ceremony butchered the names of several swashbucklin' graduates, includin' the name Thomas himself, which be part of the university's own name!The speaker called Molly Elizabeth Camp "Mollina -Zabeth- Cap" and Thomas "Tha-mo-may." She didn't even dare to try sayin' Thomas's last name, Canevari. Other names that got marooned were May V. Lee Zubeth Brotoski, Syer Ovoon Jean June Breenun, and Victoria Lee Zubithruss.Some of the graduates were as confused as a parrot on a pirate ship when they heard their names butchered, while others be laughin' and correctin' the speaker.Video of the name manglin' went plunderin' across social media platforms like TikTok and X, makin' waves all over the seven seas.The scallywags in charge at Thomas Jefferson University be walkin' the plank themselves and apologizin' for the name fiasco, blamin' the phonetic spellin' on the speaker's cards. They be sayin' each graduate deserves to have their name honored correctly on such a momentous day.They also be expressin' sorrow for the families and loved ones who have supported the graduates on their educational voyage. The university be swearin' they have immense respect for their graduates and value their hard-earned treasures.