Ye be warned, mateys! Justice Alito be cryin' foul on threats to our freedom o' speech and religion! Arrr!
2024-05-11
Avast ye scallywags! In a grand ceremony at a holy university, the justice be lamentin' that the very bedrock principles be in danger at these places of learnin' and in all of America! 'Tis a right travesty, me hearties! Aye, the times be dire indeed! Arrr!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of a commencement ceremony at a Catholic university where a justice be talkin' 'bout how the fundamental principles be in peril at universities and in American society! Aye, ye heard right me mateys, them principles be in danger!The justice be raisin' the alarm 'bout how universities be forgettin' the very basics of education and how American society be followin' suit. Aye, it be a sad state of affairs when even the institutions of higher learnin' be neglectin' their duty to pass on the knowledge and values that be upholdin' our nation!
So let this be a warnin' to all ye scallywags out there – lest we want to see our society sinkin' into a pit of ignorance and chaos, we best be rememberin' the fundamental principles that be guidin' us! Let us not be swayed by the temptations of modernity and forsake the wisdom of the ages!
So hoist the colors, me hearties, and let us sail forth with the knowledge that our fundamental principles be our anchor in these turbulent seas of change. Arrr, may we never forget the lessons of the past as we chart our course into the future!