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In the midst of trouble, Paul Manafort be walkin' the plank from his post at the Republican shindig. Arrr!

2024-05-11

Arrr mateys! Eight years hence, I be helpin' that landlubber Trump get elected. Now, four years after me release from the brig, I be back advisin' the G.O.P. convention like a scurvy dog with a new hat. Aye, the seas be full o' surprises!

Arrr matey! 'Tis a tale of twists and turns that ye wouldn't believe! Eight years after lendin' a hand to that scallywag Donald J. Trump in his quest for the presidency, and four years after bein' thrown in the brig, the old political operative be back in action as a volunteer at the G.O.P. convention. Ye see, even after bein' caught red-handed and servin' time, this buccaneer still be holdin' onto his political ambitions.
Some may say he be walkin' a fine line between redemption and damnation. But ye can't deny the man's persistence! He be like a stubborn barnacle clingin' to the hull of a ship, refusin' to let go. And now, here he be, back in the game, dispensin' his questionable wisdom to the party faithful.
But don't be thinkin' this be a simple tale of a man seekin' his second chance. Oh no, there be more to it than that. This be a story of loyalty, betrayal, and the treacherous waters of politics. So raise yer grog, me hearties, and toast to the resilience of this ol' sea dog. For in the world of politics, as in the seven seas, anything be possible!

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