Arrr, a ruckus at U.C.L.A be makin' folks wonder if the scallywag coppers be doin' their duty! Aye matey!
2024-05-12
Arrr, ye scallywags be pillagin' a pro-Palestinian camp with no redcoats in sight! No scurvy dogs be walkin' the plank fer their crimes. Now, the cove's watchin' the constables closely to see if they be swabbin' the decks properly. Aye, the seas be rough indeed!
Arr mateys, listen up to this tale of treachery and mischief on the high seas of modern day landlubbers! A band of scallywags known as counterprotesters didst descend upon a pro-Palestinian encampment, unleashing their fury upon thar foes for hours on end. The scallywags didst plunder and pillage without fear of the law, for the constables did not intervene to put a stop to their shenanigans. Not a single one of the scallywags were clapped in irons and taken to the brig!Now, the constables be facing a reckoning of their own, as their lack of action be under scrutiny and investigation. The good people be asking, where were the constables when the encampment was under siege? Were they too busy swilling grog and playing dice to bother with keeping the peace? Or were they too afraid of crossing swords with the scallywags?
Ye scallywags may have thought ye could get away with yer misdeeds, but justice be swift and unforgiving. The constables may be slow to act, but mark me words, they will have to answer for their negligence. So beware, ye scallywags, for the long arm of the law be reaching for ye, and there be no escape from its grasp!