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Arrr! Seinfeld be gettin' fancy parchment while scallywags walk the plank in protest at Duke. Aye, a laugh!

2024-05-12

Avast ye! After the comedian's departure, the scallywag, known for his love of Israel, decided to inject a bit o' humor into his commencement address. Aye, he be crackin' jokes to lighten the mood, like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! Arrr!

Avast ye mateys! Following the walkout, the jester, who be a fan of Israel, decided to lighten the mood in his commencement speech. Instead of getting all serious like a landlubber, he chose to sprinkle in some humor like a good sprinkle of rum on yer grog. Ye see, this funnyman be knowin' how to turn a tricky situation into a barrel of laughs.
He be like a pirate sailin' through stormy waters, keepin' his crew in good spirits with his quick wit and clever jokes. No need to walk the plank when this jester be at the helm, makin' everyone forget about their differences and just have a good ol' time.
So, whether ye be a scallywag or a swashbuckler, take a page from this comedian's book and remember that sometimes a little humor can go a long way. Raise yer tankards and toast to the power of laughter, me hearties! Let's sail through life's challenges with a smile on our faces and a joke on our lips, just like this jester did on that fateful day of the walkout.

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