The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arr! Gov. Jim Justice be drownin' in debts as he sets sail for a Senate seat. Aye, he be in deep water!

2024-05-12

Arrr, the scurvy dogs at the Justice companies be known for avoidin' payin' their debts, but it seems the curse o' the debt collectors be comin' to haunt 'em now. Aye, it be a fine day for the creditors to finally get their due!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, for I have a tale to tell ye about the scallywags known as the Justice companies. These landlubbers have been sailin' the high seas of business for far too long, but it seems their days of swindlin' may be comin' to an end.
Ye see, word on the docks is that these scurvy dogs have a habit of not payin' their debts. Aye, they be known for makin' promises they can't keep and leavin' poor souls high and dry. But it seems the tide is turnin', me mateys.
Rumors are swirlin' that the Justice companies are finally gettin' their comeuppance. The creditors are knockin' on their doors, demandin' their pieces of eight. And it's about time, I say!
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers out there. If ye be thinkin' of crossin' the Justice companies, ye best be prepared to walk the plank. The winds of change are blowin', and it looks like these scallywags may be headed for Davy Jones' locker. Arrr!

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