Arrr! Them VCU scallywags be fleein' the speech of Governor Youngkin like rats jumpin' ship! What a sight to see, mateys!
2024-05-12
Arrr! A hundred scurvy dogs turned tail and walked the plank during Gov. Glenn Youngkin's speech at Virginia Commonwealth University! 'Twas a mutiny of epic proportions, leaving the governor high and dry on his pirate ship of speech! Aye, the seas of academia be treacherous indeed!
Arr mateys! Dozens of lads and lasses be walkin' out of Virginia Commonwealth University on a fine Saturday after Gov. Glenn Youngkin took the stage to deliver a commencement address. Video footage shows the scallywags gettin' up and leavin' as the Republican governor started talkin'. A few cheered 'em on, aye!The governor, who also got an honorary doctorate, began his speech wishin' all the mothers a happy Mother’s Day. He didn't pay no mind to those sailin' away and continued with his speech, sayin' "The world needs your music. You will be the symphony, make it a masterpiece."Those who abandoned ship showed support for the Palestinians durin' the Israel-Gaza conflict and protested the governor's education policies. They marched around chantin', "No books, no peace, let the knowledge increase" and "The people united will never be defeated."Similar scenes of discord were seen at other commencements across the land on Saturday followin' weeks of unrest on college campuses. 'Twas less chaotic than the day before, when police arrested many and disbanded camps at various universities.So, there ye have it, me hearties! Students protestin', governors speakin', chaos ensuin' - just another day on the high seas of academia!