Arr, Graham be sayin' Biden be helpin' them scallywags of Hamas by takin' away aid for Israel! Blimey!
2024-05-12
Arrr, me hearties! Sen. Lindsey Graham be warnin' that if President Biden be holdin' back on sendin' more weapons to Israel, he be givin' a pat on the back to them scurvy dogs of Hamas! Aye, 'tis a fine mess we find ourselves in, indeed!
In the parlance of a 17th-century pirate, Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., be warning that should the Biden administration follow through on its threat to withhold U.S. military aid for Israel, the White House be "rewarding the tactics of Hamas to put civilians at risk." Graham be saying that it be impossible to prevent civilian deaths in Gaza as long as Hamas be using their own people as shields. The scallywag went on to declare that Hamas be putting weapons in sacred places, firing from homes, and hiding in hospitals to increase civilian casualties while Israel be trying to battle the scurvy dogs. He be urging Americans to stand by Israel against a deadly threat.Graham be urging the Biden administration to sit down with Israel, keep the weapons flowing, and come to a resolution. He be accusing Bernie Sanders and the Squad of being daft in their views on defending Israel and be cautioning against letting them dictate the course of the conflict. The salty sea dog even drew a comparison to the U.S. dropping atomic bombs in World War II to justify Israel's actions against Hamas. Ultimately, Graham be advocating for providing Israel with the necessary resources to end the war and minimize casualties in their battle against their enemies.