"Arrr! The dreadlocks be plundered by the guards! Now the Rastafarian seeks justice from the highest court!"
2024-05-13
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs of the court be condemnin' the violation of Landor's religious freedom, yet denyin' him the right to sue them bilge rats of prison officials! 'Tis a fine kettle o' fish they be servin' us, aye!
Avast, me hearties! The federal appeals court be walkin' the plank o'er the violation of Damon Landor's religious freedom, callin' it a stark and egregious act. But, blast me barnacles, they be sayin' he can't sue them scallywags of prison officials!Arrr, it be a tale as old as Davy Jones' locker - a man be denied his right to practice his faith, yet the hands of justice be tied like a ship in a calm sea. The court be speakin' in tongues as strange as a mermaid's song, sayin' Landor can't seek his due compensation for the wrongs done unto him.
But fear not, me hearties, for the winds of change may yet blow in Landor's favor. The court may be denyin' him his day in court now, but who knows what treasures the future may hold? Until then, let us raise a tankard of grog to Damon Landor and all those who fight for their rights, whether on land or sea!