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Avast ye scallywags! The UN be sayin' there be less lasses and wee ones slain in Gaza than thought! Argh!

2024-05-13

Arrr, the scallywags at the United Nations be changing their tune about them numbers in Gaza! They be admittin' that the data from them landlubber Hamas ain't worth a bucket of bilge water. Aye, the truth be as slippery as a squid on a ship deck!

In a dramatic shift, the United Nations Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs (OCHA) has revised its data on Palestinian casualties in the Gaza war, reducing the number of women and children killed. Initially, the figures reported were alarmingly high, with thousands of women and children said to be killed in the conflict. However, the latest numbers show a significant decrease, indicating that the situation may not be as dire as previously thought.Israel disputes the numbers provided by Hamas, claiming that a large portion of those killed were combatants. Despite this, the figures have been widely quoted by the media and world leaders, including President Biden. The sudden change in statistics has raised concerns about the accuracy of the information being reported and the motivations behind it.Experts suggest that the chaos in Gaza and the collapse of the health system make it difficult to verify the numbers provided by Hamas. The U.N.'s revision of the death toll is seen as a positive step, but more transparency and verification are needed in reporting on the conflict.Israel's efforts to minimize civilian casualties and warnings of potential military actions in Gaza have been met with criticism and threats of arms embargoes. The situation in Rafah, where Hamas leadership is believed to be hiding, remains a focal point of the conflict, with Israel conducting military operations in the area to eradicate remaining threats.

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