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Ye scallywags be complainin' 'bout lack o' Jewish jurors! 'Tis a mutinous uproar on California's death row! Arrrgh!

2024-05-13

Arrr, me hearties! Aye, dozens of cases be in question, as notes from jury selection in a murder case o' the 1990s suggest them scurvy prosecutors be tryin' to keep the Jews off the jury. Shiver me timbers, seems like they be playin' dirty tricks!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags, for I've got a tale to tell ye about a case from the days of yore. Back in the 1990s, there be a murder trial that be makin' waves in the legal world. Aye, it be said that them prosecutors were playin' dirty tricks to keep Jews off the jury. Arrr, 'tis a scandalous affair indeed!
Dozens of cases be under review now, as the truth be comin' to light. The jury selection notes be showin' clear as day that them prosecutors be workin' to exclude Jews from judgin' the accused. 'Tis a shameful act, me hearties, and justice be demandin' retribution!
But fear not, for the truth always be findin' its way to the surface. The wheels of justice be turnin', and those responsible for this treachery will be held to account. So let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags out there – play fair or ye'll walk the plank!

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