Avast ye! 3 scallywags sent to Davy Jones' locker in California as Tesla shipwrecked into power pole and building, cuttin' power.
2024-05-13
Avast ye scallywags! Three souls be sent to Davy Jones' locker, while three others be left wounded after a swift vessel met its demise upon a cursed curb, a power mast, and a grand edifice in the land of California. Arrr, beware the treacherous roads, mateys!
Aye, me hearties! In a tragic turn of events, a driver and two passengers met their doom when their Tesla Model 3 went flying through the air like a ship caught in a tempest, only to crash into a power pole and a building in Pasadena, California. Arrr, the fatal crash occurred in the dead of night as the Tesla, carrying a crew of six scallywags, be speeding in a 35-mph zone. Lieutenant Russo of the Pasadena Police Department be reckonin' that the driver be failing to navigate a slight curve, sending the vessel careening into disaster. Three poor souls were thrown from the back seat, with the driver and two others perishing on the spot. Meanwhile, three survivors be left grievously wounded.The victims be young lads and lasses between 17 and 22 years old, but their identities be kept under lock and key for now. It be a mystery whether grog played a role in this calamity, as investigators be scouring the Tesla's logs for clues. Witness accounts tell of downed power lines and a loss of electricity for over 500 homes and businesses, but the city of Pasadena be swift in restoring power to its citizens. Let us raise a toast to the fallen, and pray for the swift recovery of the injured souls.