Former scallywag Michael Cohen back on the plank in NY v Trump and other scandalous tales of the high seas!
2024-05-14
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In a swashbuckling tale fit for the high seas, ex-con Michael Cohen found himself back on the stand in a heated battle against the infamous Trump after dropping bombshells about Stormy Daniels' payment. Meanwhile, in Mexico, assassins disguised as ordinary folk strike fear into the hearts of all, using women and children as their deadly pawns in a dangerous game. A right-hand man named Vivek Ramaswamy is set to join Trump in a Manhattan court, adding more drama to an already explosive situation.But the real shocker comes from a marine arrested for allegedly planning a massacre of White people, sending ripples of fear through the community. Blinken makes a surprise diplomatic trip to Ukraine, armed with $60B in military aid, as tensions rise in the region.The White House faces a diplomatic tightrope with Israel, as conflicting messages muddy the waters. Contentious primaries in three states set the stage for crucial general election showdowns in the House and Senate. And reports of sensitive Hamas intel being shared by the Biden White House spark outrage.Amidst all this chaos, a deadly massacre unfolds, a billboard collapses, and young prairie dogs emerge into the world for the first time. The political arena is ablaze with accusations and counterattacks, as the fate of nations hangs in the balance.