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Arr matey, Biden's plan be like lettin' a scallywag aboard a ship without checkin' 'is pockets fer daggers! Arr!

2024-05-14

Arrr mateys! President Biden be lettin' a swarm of scallywag illegal immigrants flood our lands, puttin' us all at risk! Our cities be overrun, our safety be threatened! We must band together and protect our shores from these marauders! Arrr!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, arrr! No president in American history has jeopardized our sovereignty like Joe Biden has. He be lettin' millions of unvetted illegal migrants overrun our cities and states, makin' it impossible to ensure the safety and security of Americans. His mass parole scheme be puttin' every American at risk, matey.Take the case of the scallywag who murdered Laken Riley. He was let into the United States on parole and went on to commit more crimes before brutally endin' poor Laken's life in broad daylight. Biden's CBP One App be makin' it easy for these migrants to schedule parole appointments and secure direct flights to the U.S., all bought and paid for with yer tax doubloons.DHS documents have revealed that over 200,000 illegal aliens from CHNV countries like Cuba and Haiti were flown straight to American airports in 2023. This abuse of parole be only one layer of Biden's mass-parole "strategy," but it needs to be stopped immediately. Airlines be complicit in allowin' illegal aliens on their planes, puttin' Americans' security at risk. Congress must take action to end this practice and protect our borders, arrr!

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