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Arrr, that scallywag ship be havin' 2 electrical malfunctions afore settin' sail for Baltimore Bridge! Aye, the sea be unforgivin'!

2024-05-14

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that the scurvy crew tinkered with the ship's electric contraptions afore it set sail. Ye may as well be messin' with the rum supply! Avast ye, lest we be sinkin' 'fore the plunderin' begins!

Arrr mateys, listen up! The scallywags aboard the National Transportation Safety Board have found out that them crew members aboard a ship be messin' with the electrical configuration even before settin' sail from port. Aye, ye heard me right! They be tamperin' with the wires and such, causin' all sorts of trouble on the high seas.
Now, I ain't no expert in ship mechanics, but even I know that messin' with the electricals be a dangerous game. Ye don't want to be fryin' like a piece of bacon out there on the open waters. Those crew members be playin' a risky game, and it be catchin' up with 'em now.
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to ye all. Don't be meddlin' with things ye don't understand, especially when it comes to the safety of yer ship and crew. Leave it to the experts, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank sooner than ye think. Arrr!

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