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Biden be shippin' $1B worth o' weapons to Israel, settin' sail once more despite Rafah squabbles. Aye, matey!

2024-05-14

Arrr, word on the high seas be that the Biden crew be settin' sail once more to send a hefty bounty of weapons worth a billion gold coins to Israel. They be havin' second thoughts about Rafah, but it seems the treasure be still on its way!

Arr matey! The Biden administration be settin' sail to send Israel $1 billion in weapons, after a brief pause over concerns of a ground invasion in Rafah. The treasure chest be holdin' $700 million in tank ammo, $500 million in tactical vehicles, and $60 million in mortar rounds, according to the Wall Street Journal.Israel be seein' Rafah as the last stronghold of those scallywags of Hamas, ignorin' warnings from the likes of the United States about the dangers to civilians. The White House be keepin' mum on the sensitive intel about Hamas, causin' quite the outrage among the crew.Keep yer spyglass ready, mateys! This tale be still unfoldin'. Check back for more updates as the winds of diplomacy blow this ship of state this way and that.

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