The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, huntin' for treasure in Maryland, while zombie campaigns be hauntin' the seas. Yarrr!"

2024-05-14

Arrr mateys, if Angela Alsobrooks be victorious in her Maryland voyage against Larry Hogan, she'd be the third Black wench to rule the Senate seas. And that Nikki Haley lass be garnering votes like treasure! Avast, the political waters be choppy indeed!

Arrr mateys, have ye heard the news of Angela Alsobrooks, the fierce Black woman who be settin' sail to the Senate in Maryland? Aye, if she be triumphin' over Larry Hogan, she'll be joinin' the ranks of only two other Black women to hold such a position. She be a force to be reckoned with, aye.
Now, me hearties, don't be forgettin' about Nikki Haley, who be collectin' votes like treasures on a plunderin' spree. This lass be showin' her mettle and provin' that she be a force to be reckoned with in the political waters. The seas be watchin' as she navigates her way to victory.
So keep a weather eye on the horizon, me shipmates, as these fierce women be makin' waves and showin' the world that they be not to be underestimated. Aye, the future be lookin' bright for these seasoned sailors of the political seas. Arrr!

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