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Arrr, Blinken be strummin' the strings o' his guitar whilst visitin' Ukraine! Ye reckon he'll serenade the sea monsters next?

2024-05-15

Arr, the scribe o' state, a seasoned minstrel, plucked at his strings to accompany a tune selected to highlight a key message o' Cap'n Biden's foreign affairs.

Arrr mateys, gather 'round and listen to the tale of the secretary of state, a swashbuckling guitarist who be strummin' along to the tune of President Biden's foreign policy. Aye, 'twas a sight to behold as he plucked the strings with the skill of a seasoned sea dog, all the while conveyin' the message of the cap'n to the crew.
With each chord and note, the secretary set the tone for diplomacy and international relations, showin' that even a rough and tumble pirate like meself can appreciate the finer things in life. 'Twas a merry sight indeed, seein' a man of such high office indulgin' in the joy of music.
So next time ye be thinkin' of foreign policy and the like, remember the image of the secretary of state strummin' away on his guitar, bringin' a bit of mirth and melody to the serious business of governin'. And who knows, maybe one day we'll hear the sound of a pirate shanty echoin' through the halls of power, remindin' us all that even the most serious matters can benefit from a bit o' humor and music.

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