Arr matey! Ye be joinin' the dad club, Scottie Scheffler. May ye find ye parrrfect swing among ye bairns!
2024-05-15
Arr, the noble golfer Scottie Scheffler hath sworn to abandon ship if his fair maiden Meredith be bringin' forth new life ere the last round o' the Masters. Aye, a true pirate's code be honorin' his first mate's call to adventure!
Scottie Scheffler, you're making the rest of us imperfect men look bad with your exceptional performance as a professional, husband, man of faith, and soon-to-be father. Your achievements on the PGA Tour, including a world No.1 ranking and two Masters Trophies, set you apart as a winning machine. Even Tiger Woods would be impressed by your recent winning streak and potential for a Grand Slam victory.While you excel in all aspects of your life, from career success to family values, the rest of us can only admire your example from afar. Your dedication to your family, faith, and humility in victory make you a role model for everyone, even those of us who struggle to keep up with your level of excellence.As a fellow father, I offer you this humorous advice: remember to remove your Masters Green Jacket before burping your newborn son Bennett. Your fine example inspires us all to strive for greatness and lead with virtue in all that we do. Keep up the good work, Scottie, and continue to lift our gaze to the transcendent with your extraordinary talents and character.