Avast ye scallywags! Trump and Biden be settin' a course to scuttle the ol' debate ship. Arrr!
2024-05-16
Arrr me hearties! Fer nigh on 40 years, the Commission on Presidential Debates has been settin' the rules fer the biggest political showdowns. But this year, both scallywags be givin' 'em the old heave-ho! Avast ye, it be a mutiny on the debate seas!
Arrr mateys, listen up! For nigh on 40 years, the scallywags at the Commission on Presidential Debates have been settin' the rules for the biggest show in politics. But this year, both the landlubbers runnin' for President said 'nay' to their rules!It be like two ships passin' in the night, neither willin' to bow down to the other. The seas be rough, and the winds be blowin' fierce, but those two candidates be standin' firm in their refusal to play by the Commission's rules.
Some might say it be a mutiny, a rebellion against the powers that be. Others might say it be a savvy move, showin' that these candidates be their own captains, steerin' their own ship through the treacherous waters of politics.
So, me hearties, as we watch from the sidelines, we can't help but chuckle at the sight of these two buckos thumbin' their noses at tradition and chartin' their own course. Who knows where this journey will lead, but one thing be certain - it be a sight to behold!