Arrr, them scallywags be thinkin' 'bout makin' the Attorney General walk the plank for disrespectin'! Aye, mateys!
2024-05-16
Arrr mateys, the Judiciary and Oversight Committees be mullin' over what to do about Merrick B. Garland's refusal to hand over the precious audio of a chat betwixt the special counsel and President Biden. 'Tis a scandalous affair! Aye, we must plunder for the truth!
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a scandal of the highest order! The scurvy dog, Merrick B. Garland, be keepin' the audio of a special counsel's interview with President Biden under lock and key! The Judiciary and Oversight Committees be fixin' to have a good ol' chat about this tomfoolery.Arrr, 'tis a matter of grave importance! The good members of Congress be demandin' that Garland hand over the audio, but he be refusein'! 'Tis a right old mess, I tell ye!
Garland be walkin' the plank if he don't watch his back! The Judiciary and Oversight Committees be sharpenin' their cutlasses and gettin' ready to take action. 'Tis not a game, this be a serious business!
So, keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties! The battle be brewin', and it be a fight to the death! Garland best be thinkin' twice before he crosses swords with the Congress. 'Tis a tale of treachery and intrigue fit for a pirate's yarn!